cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights lets frickle frackle




wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

IT WAS!!!

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stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability)

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

dickbasketfulloftears:

do you ever listen to your favourite band and think

"shit"

"I love this band a lot"

"fuck man"

me n my turtle boyfriend


  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell

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break-the-rules-jinx:

Cosplaying with friends is the best hobby ever


Anonymous
tell us your most embarrassing story


jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

datkarkatass:

2srooky:

I casually mentioned my tumblr in class a last week and this really popular girl who kinda disses on me a lot was like “Oh yeah, tumblr! I’m super famous on there, I have like 100 followers, It’s so hard to get them on Tumblr I bet you don’t even have that many.” 

"One thousand one hundred and eighty."

"Excuse me?"

"I have one thousand one hundred and eighty followers on tumblr."

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homoish:

will someone come over every morning and do my hair and makeup and make me breakfast

jaclcfrost:

undeadxarmy:

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

but not as satisfying as seeing someone else wearing your jacket or sweatshirt. like. wow. they’re wearing my sweatshirt. and it’s cute as fuck. 

the bond between the person wearing someone else’s clothes and the person whose clothes they are wearing is strong